Do you have trouble coming up with witty captions for Instagram? Do you know what wine hashtags to use to be found by other wine lovers? Have no fear, I’ve done the work for you. Writing wine Instagram captions should be easy and fun. Do you want to be funny, punny, classy, or serious? I’ve round-up 99 wine Instagram captions for you to choose from. I’m a sucker for a good wine pun. If I’ve missed any of your favorite wine quotes or wine captions you like to use, share it with the group and leave it in the comments.
At the end I’ve also collected some of the most common wine hashtags. Feel free to copy and paste it into your wine Instagram captions to grow your audience and visibility.
There are some cheesy wine sayings below, some classy wine quotes, and some wine captions that are just plain funny. Choose the right one for you! Cheers! Oh, and follow me on Instagram! Without further ado, here are 99 wine captions for Instagram!
1. Wine is my love language
2. It’s Wine o’clock!
This would be a good wine caption for day drinking, just saying.
3. Wine is bottled poetry
If you’re looking for a pensive wine Instagram caption, use this quote from Robert Louis Stevenson.
4. I decant even
5. “We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.”
This wine quote is from Eduardo Galeano.
6. Love at first sip
7. Let’s go wine tasting on the couch
Wine tasting on the couch, wine tasting tour of the whole house!
8. Do I want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
“Pinot Noir or GTFO” T-shirt
9. Pinot Noir or GTFO
These shirts are designed by Certified Sommelier and artist, Kleopatra Bright. More designs in the shop.
10. “Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere.”
Wine Quote from José Andres, the incredible chef and philanthropist.
11. Where there’s a wine, there’s a way
A wine captions for those sticky situations.
12. Time to wine down
13. Be there in a Prosecco
Prosecco lovers, check this out.
14. Put a cork in it!
15. Aged like a fine wine
A classic wine caption.
16. “Either give me more wine, or leave me alone.”
This relatable wine quote is from Rumi, the 13th century Persian poet.
17. Partners in wine
Instagram wine selfie caption with your best friend.
18. Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
This is a very relatable wine quote.
19. I don’t complain, I just wine
Love the wine puns!
20. I drink wine to sanitize my insides
Unfortunately, we need specific wine quotes for the pandemic.
21. Working nine to wine
22. Drink like there is Pinot tomorrow
23. Que Syrah, Syrah
24. Stop and smell the Rosé!
25. Everything happens for a Riesling
A zen wine quote.
26. Yes way, Rosé!
Looking for even more Rosé quotes?
27. Why have less scato when you can have Moscato?
This is a fair question. I’m going to put this wine caption in my Instagram stories.
28. Great minds drink alike!
29. Wine a little, laugh a lot
30. Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
31. When I sip, you sip, we sip
I know that song is stuck in your head now.
32. Cheers to pour decisions!
I can only imagine that picture that goes with this wine Instagram caption.
33. It’s just another Malbec Monday!
34. I’m so grapeful for you!
35. I’ll never be Bordeaux of you
36. On Cloud Wine
37. Hakuna Moscato: it means drink wine
I feel like this could be a wine tour quote or motto.
38. Sip, Sip, Hooray!
39. When you get hungover on wine, it’s called a grape depression
40. But first, wine
41. In vino veritas
42. I like to cook with wine, sometimes it even makes it into the food
43. When you know, Pinot
44. Tonight’s Forecast? 99% chance of Wine!
45. You had me at Merlot
46. Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love
This is a great wine quote, I’ll have to remember this one.
47. Drink wine, feel fine
48. Red lips and wine sips
49. Uncork and unwind
50. Home is where the wine is
51. I’m outdoorsy, I drink wine on the patio
This would be a great wine caption at an outdoor wine tasting.
52. Rosé All Day
53. Sip me baby one more time!
54. Age gets better with wine
Read that again.
55. I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!
The perfect wine Instagram caption at your next wine tasting.
56. Take life one sip at a time
57. If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a wine bar
58. My birthstone is a wine cork
I vote to make January’s birthstone a wine cork, who is with me?
59. A day without wine is like….just kidding, I have no idea.
60. If you had to choose between drinking wine and being skinny, would you choose red, white, or rosé?
I would choose Champagne.
61. I’m a wine enthusiast, the more I drink, the more enthusiastic I become!
62. You call it boxed wine, I call it Cardbordeaux!
Someone needs to come up with a wine instagram caption for canned wine now.
63. Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
64. Life is short, buy the good wine.
This wine caption would be great for any wineries or wine shops looking for wine quotes for their Instagram posts.
65. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
66. They should put more wine in a bottle so there’s enough for two people.
67. A true friend reaches for your hand…and puts a glass of wine in it.
68. Start the day with a smile and finish it with Champagne.
Want to learn about Champagne? I’ve got you covered.
69. Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
70. Champagne is always a good idea.
I’m obsessed with Champagne. If you are, too, check out my list of gifts for Champagne lovers.
71. May all your pain be Champagne.
72. I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I’m in love and when I’m not.
Coco Chanel is problematic but she got it right with this wine quote.
73. I came, I saw, I Concord
Any domestic American winery should definitely be using this wine quote for Instagram or any social media.
74. Blink if you want wine
75. Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks.
Ain’t that the truth.
76. I’m not a wine snob, I’m an awesommelier!
77. Love the wine you’re with
78. Let’s get Fizzical!
Also be sure to check out our very own Fizzics T-shirt.
79. Do you know the way to Cabernet?
80. I’m gonna need a Napa after this.
81. Don’t Loire your standards.
82. You’re one in a Semillon!
Boom! Three great wine puns in a row.
83. Be kind. Be helpful. Bring wine.
84. I don’t give a sip!
I just don’t. Shrug.
85. Smile, there’s wine.
86. Wine and friends are a great blend.
Use this Ernest Hemingway wine quote for your next girls’ night.
87. You were my cup of tea. But I drink Champagne now.
Thank you, next.
88. It’s better to be full of wine than full of shit.
89. I don’t get drunk, I get less classy and more fun.
90. Two to 3 glasses of wine a day reduces your risk of giving a shit.
91. So who is this “Moderation” everyone tells me to drink with?
I laughed out loud with this wine quote, haha!
92. Go Chard or go home!
Where are my Chardonnay fans?
93. You can’t sip with us.
94. Be kind, re-wine.
95. Wine: the glue keeping this shit show together.
The wine caption of the pandemic.
96. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Benjamin Franklin was a very smart guy but do you think he’d imagine his wine quote being used on Instagram? I think not.
97. If you combine wine and dinner= Winner!
98. Wine flies when you’re having fun.
99. Wine me up and watch me go!
100. You’re Tannat of Ten!
101. Girls just wanna have wine!
102. “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”
This wine quote is from Charles Beaudelaire.
103. “I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else.”
This wine quote is from Nikos Kazantzakis, the famous writer of Crete, where I live.
104. Save water, drink wine
Technically wine is mostly water so you’re technically hydrating.
105. I don’t have a beer belly, I have a wine barrel.
106. “Compromises are for relationships, not wine.”
This wine quote is attributed to Sir Robert Scott Caywood. I mean, he has a title, clearly he knows what he’s talking about.
107. Wine not?
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Use these hashtags with your next wine selfie or at your next wine tasting.
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